My Honey Takes Me On Romantic Outings!

Rick pointed out the inflatedly exciting descriptions of toilets for sale in last Sunday's flyers. Seriously, read through them at your next opportunity! You'll be adding assorted Adam West-ish "POW!", "BIFF!", and "BAM!" to the copy. Not that it needs the extra color, mind, it's plenty colorful on its own! You'll do it for the sheer fun of it. Also, because it Just. Feels. Right!

Here's an example. We found a model by a well-known (ahem: clue!) AMERICAN company, and the descriptor was "ACCELERATOR".

Seriously?

I had to try THAT one out loud. Sure enough, "ACCELERATOR" came out in a "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNNNDAAAYYYYYY!!! voice.

So my next thought was a sad one, that ZZTop blew a golden opportunity to follow up their Eliminator album.

Then I realized it wasn't the rock group's opportunity to blow...