Time for a multple choice pop quiz!

These cats are:

A. Miles beyond hissy-fit stage.

B. Conjoined twins with a twist: only ONE is actually Siamese.

C. Reimagining the plot of the book, A Farewell to Arms.

D. Showing off their new pouty collagen lips. Sek-SAY!!!

E. Seriously, they're mad cats. Maybe the maddest ever. But whether 'mad' equals 'angry' or 'insane' is up for grabs.

Got an answer? A clue? A better suggestion? Leave a comment, I'd love to hear from you!

BTW, the long-haired crabby cat with Siamese markings is Morgan, our little 8 1/2 lb. fluff-chick. She's got the attitude and personality of your average spoiled cheerleading captain with a trust fund. The other crab, a white British Short-hair, is Bert, a snuggly little girl who purrs on contact. She's purring on my lap this very moment, all curled up in a furry ball of comfort.

I love our pets.