Theeeeeeeey're GREAT!

...Yes, Kellogg's Corn Flakes *are* great. The Indians front office, on the other hand, can take a flying leap.

In the meantime, why yes, that IS a grown man in a plush footie pajama tiger suit. Interesting. What a fan.

I am NOT that fan tonight. I wore my Ernie Banks jersey over a Cavaliers t-shirt: no more Wahoo- or Script 'I'-emblazoned apparel for me this season. Rick packed away all of his Indians t-shirts for the season. We're spending ZERO dollars while we're here tonight.

It's Tribe v Detroit Tigers tonight. It's Victor Martinez Bobblehead night. It's Sandy Alomar Jr's Indians Hall of Fame Induction night.

SOMETHING'S got to entertain me besides a guy in tiger pajamas.