This is my protest meal. Tastes GREAT.

As a means of protest against this year's Indians management, we have committed to NOT SPENDING MONEY IN THE BALLPARK. The tickets are already paid for, so we may as well enjoy the games. May as well get to know the players now, so when they're traded for 'flat pop and stale corn chips,' as Rick says, we'll know our competition.

Go Clippers/Indians.