Jill-arious!!!

We are at the Bedford Winking Lizard. I ripped open my empty Stoudt's Double Chocolate Stout (orgasmic) can of beer in search of the elusive little ball of whatever-it-is-that-makes-the-drinks-effluvious. It wasn't enough. ANOTHER Young's has been ordered for me, for the express purpose of Getting that little ball of fascination. Sharon? Doug? Where ARE you?? Mostly cuz I NEED your help. D&S: JEBUS. Help me.