The short answer is: Rocks Bar and Grill, Crystal Lake, IL. And that's probably the only answer that's critical to pinpointing our location. But it's very incomplete as far as everything else. WE ARE IN A BAR IN THE CHICAGO ARE THAT HAS FITZ ON TAP. That's right: Edmund Fitzgerald Porter. AND Great Lakes Brewing Company Burning River Pale Ale. ON TAP. I have died and gone to heaven, and heaven, while it may be in Illinois, isn't even in Chicago. I am utterly gob-smacked.