Someone Gave My Dog an Empty Beer Can.

JesusKali&Ishtar.

The ridiculous dog (poor thing) is trying to coax more drops out.

As if she didn't already crave EVERYTHING human-consumed, already...

And it probably wouldn't be so bad if it at least could be a beer that had some actual flavor... a nice oatmeal stout might even be a little nutritious (ignoring the alcohol, of course)...

And all the while I'm reminded of an old Ma and Pa Kettle episode in which they unwittingly (did they ever do anything otherwise??) harbored bootleggers. The men dumped the leftover mash (heavily alcoholic) into the animals' troughs, and watching the mule, hogs, cows, and chickens stagger around the barnyard was just classically hilarious. Fortunately, a few drops of weak American-style lager -- light or otherwise -- is never going to do that to my hyperactive basenji.